I’ve been married for over 34 years and I’ve come to the realization not to answer my cell phone after 4 p.m. if my wife is calling.
Why you ask?
It’s because she wants me to stop by the grocery store to pick up “just a few things.”
I know it’s rare that wives make up grocery lists after looking through their Betty Crocker cookbooks and then she does the grocery shopping for the family.
Yeah, Leave it to Beaver, right?
If your wife calls you in the afternoon, let it go to voicemail.
When you get home and she yells at you for not answering your phone, ask, “what did you need honey?”
Then you will know that I’m right!